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From PC Magazine, dated January 25, 1994:


                     CLIENT/SERVER IS LIKE TEENAGE SEX

                · It's on everyone's mind all the time.
                · Everyone is talking about it all the time.
                · Everyone thinks everyone is doing it.
                · Almost no one is really doing it.
                · The few who are doing it are (a) doing it poorly,
                  (b) sure it will be better next time, (c) not
                  practicing it safely.
                · Everyone is bragging about their successes all
                  the time, although very few have actually had
                  any successes.