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%% "BLAZEMONGER In Review"                                By Dan Barrett %%
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TITLE

        "BLAZE ON, 1993":  a collection of Amiga-related humor


VERSION

        3.14159...


COMPANY

        BLAZEMONGER INCORPORATED


AUTHOR

        Daniel Barrett


DESCRIPTION

        Despite popular demand, here is a set of humorous articles that I
posted in the comp.sys.amiga newsgroups during 1993.  The set includes such
forgettable classics as:

        o       The "Let's BLAZE A Great Deal" game show!
        o       "The Case of the Detonating Disk Heads" murder mystery!
        o       Strip poker, the BLAZEMONGER way!
        o       Commodore's new nuclear waste disposal program!
        o       The wild and wacky BLAZE-FEST '93 in California!
        o       The TRUE story behind the "insider conference" on GEnie!
        o       OrgASM, the ultimate assembly language system!
        o       A tour of BLAZEMONGER INCORPORATED and its unusual employees!
        o       Several April Fools jokes from comp.sys.amiga.reviews!
        o       BLAZE-24, the ultimate graphics board!
        o       10 Amiga programming tips for the real world (never posted;
                published in the proceedings of an Italian Amiga conference)!

... and many more!

        If you really enjoy inflicting pain on yourself (or others), two
earlier sets of articles are also available; see "FILE NAMES", below.


NEW FEATURES

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SPECIAL REQUIREMENTS

        Consciousness.

        Works under all versions of Kickstart.

        A warped sense of humor is recommended but not required.


HOST NAME

        All Aminet ftp sites.

        Also available on the famous ftp site etarip.uoy.ffo.kcuf, when its
network connection is functioning.


DIRECTORY

        /pub/aminet/text/docs


FILE NAMES

        DanBarrettHumor3.lzh

        Two older collections of articles are found in the files
DanBarrettHumor.lzh and DanBarrettHumor2.lzh.  It is recommended that you
read the earlier articles first, since some of the later jokes build on
earlier ones.


PRICE

        Free!  (Contributions are accepted, of course. :-))


DISTRIBUTABILITY

        Copyright 1993 by Daniel J. Barrett.  All rights reserved.  These
articles may be freely distributed as long as they are distributed in their
entirety.  They may not be included in any publication without the written
permission of the author.


OTHER

        BLAZE ON, d00dz...!

                                                        Dan