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From the Internet.  Anyone who has used one of the new PDA (Personal
Digital Assistant) devices like the Apple Newton or Tandy Zoomer will
appreciate this:

	Q:  How many Newtons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
     A:  Foux!  There to eat lemons, axe gravy soup.


[Editor's Note:  Get it??]