/// The Humor Department           Jokes, Quotes, Insults, Shameless Plugs
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From Mike Heinz on GEnie (M.HEINZ1), on the subject of computer phobia....

Today I had a conversation with a lady.

Lady:   "What do you do?"

Me:     "I'm a UNIX programmer."

Lady:   "Really?  I can program, too."

Me:     "What kind of computer?"

Lady:   "Macintosh"

Me:     "What language?"

Lady:   "Word Perfect."

I swear I am not making this up.  I have all my buddies as witnesses.